You just woke up and found a letter from your future self under your pillow. Apparently, you’re super poor in the future and they want you to change the timeline. Can you pull it off?
It’s been a few months and another letter just showed up. Have you changed the future? Not so much. Good thing they still have Spam in the future! Kinda! You’ve got a flying car, even if the spoiler kinda rattles. Totally! The view from your Moon mansion is dope. But let’s see what really happened.
You wouldn’t let the dream die so when TikTak got invaded by Olds you were just dancing for your Grandma.
You hedged your bets by saving so when TikTak got invaded by Olds you had a cushion and doubled down on MeTube.
You saved like a beast so when TikTak got invaded by Olds you used those moves IRL and made some cash as a backup dancer.
Your weaksauce password couldn’t keep out a draft, so when somebody swiped your card they took your money and laughed at you.
Your decent password was better than nothing, so when somebody swiped your card it took an extra ten minutes before they cleaned you out.
Your awesome password is super-secure, so when somebody swiped your card they didn’t get a cent.
You went with Uncle Frank’s advice and over the long term you developed wicked back pain from sleeping on a roll of nickels.
You went with a solid savings account and over the long term you made a few extra bucks because of the interest.
You went with a high interest savings account and over the long term your money made so much money they offered it a job at the mint!
Math is hard, so you kept racking up the transaction fees.
Twizzlers come in packages now, so you started buying in bulk like a normal person.
Switched to a no-fee account, so you can still buy individual licorice like a crazy person.
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