You were planning to go to university on a FORKKNIFE scholarship, but that game is lame now and the eSports scholarships disappeared. You still need an education, so how are you going to get it?
It’s graduation day! You’re officially a Basket Weaving major, but how’s the bank account looking these days? When did Caisse switch it’s font color to red? Looking good! You owe some money, but it’s manageable. You don’t owe any money, but you also haven’t slept in 14 months. Let’s see how your university experience went!
Roxford is amazing, even if the chandeliers in the closet don’t seem like the best use for your tuition.
U of X is great! You joined the shuffleboard team and you’re acing your Advanced Ventriliquism class.
Online education might be affordable, but you suspect cram sessions with the dog aren’t as productive as they would be with people.
You were flush with cash while you were in school, which is great, because ShadyBucks now gets 60% of your paycheque.
You had enough to get by and you don’t owe an arm and a leg. Totally worth buying No Name ramen instead of Mr. Noodle.
You’d be surprised how easy it is to save money when you sleep in the freezer at Wendy McKings instead of paying rent.
Man, apps make it really easy to spend money with a credit card. You should call to complain, when they let you get a phone plan again.
When you start asking questions about the credit card details, they immediately lose interest and start talking to the person behind you.
They seem happy when you take the credit card, but they secretly curse you for the rest of your life because you only use it once and pay it off immediately.
Apparently Caisse won’t accept a signature made with ketchup, so you don’t get the loan.
You get the loan and having a car is huge time saver, so you don’t need to practice your monologues on the bus anymore.
You’re saving a lot of cash by riding the bus, but the constant jostling means your chemistry experiments don’t really work right.Try Again Pick a Different Grade